Yeah, I done gone and et the fruitcake already. The strange thing about diabeetus is ya ain't s'posed to et that sweet stuff; but now it's like one of them siren songs the sailors talk about. Ah'm too weak ta resist.
My self-hate-fueled destructive eating disorder now provides you with a shiny, clean, new tin to store your watercolors, buttons, bottlecaps, Yakuza pinkie finger collection*, urine sample, or post-New-Years-
First person to my house gets it. Call for address. Cris 917 750 8370
*does not come with liquid nitrogen containment system necessary for storing human body parts.
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